What I learned today

The Biblical prophet Elijah is back and he has an official website! You have 4 years to prepare for the rapture or culling or whatever.

Women are pawns of the Illuminati! Technically I learned this yesterday, but it takes a while to sink in.

The Illuminati also control the Republican party. And the Democratic party, but they don’t have a website for them.

The equation

d(-S)=-mcuidxi-qAidxi+aFik2dVdt

can be used to “calculate happiness in society, profit in economy and knowledge in research.”

You didn’t know it was so simple, did you?


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