And here I thought no one was this dumb:

COEUR D’ALENE, Idaho — A financial planner who lost more than $250,000 in a Nigerian scam and helped pay for part of it by stealing from his company and its pension plan has been sentenced to three years in federal prison.

Still, I like Nigerian email scams. Comedy gold. I’m partial to this attempt (though it’s not a Nigerian scam, really), mostly because I contributed the occupation listed at the end.

(via F-Words, through 4&20)