I tend to use the word “bizarre” a lot, so I’m not sure what to call this, as it’s beyond bizarre.

Wage a war of apocalyptic proportions in LEFT BEHIND: Eternal Forces - a real-time strategy game based upon the best-selling LEFT BEHIND book series created by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. Join the ultimate fight of Good against Evil, commanding Tribulation Forces or the Global Community Peacekeepers, and uncover the truth about the worldwide disappearances!

It’s sort of like this Gameboy game my grandmother bought me once. It was like Zelda, but you didn’t kill people, you wacked them with…something and they knelt down and prayed. I guess the main difference is that you apparently kill the unbelievers. Or kill the believers, as the website says:

Play multiplayer games as Tribulation Force or the AntiChrist’s Global Community Peacekeepers with up to eight players via LAN or over the internet!

Being the terrorists in CS pales in comparison.

Seems that they expect a “T” rating. It really would be an irony overload for the game to be rated “M,” wouldn’t it? Consequently, there probably won’t be any blood. Who wants to play out a sugar-coated apocalypse?