1. Old people: I know what a record player is. I’ve seen one, I’ve listened to music on them, etc. Lots of younger people have seen them. Your nostalgia for antiquated technology isn’t particularly cute; you don’t have to call attention to it every time you mention it in a story.

Not sure what brought that on, exactly.

2. I thought a comment made on this post was quite funny. If you pray for the death of someone, isn’t that equivalent to attempting to hire a hitman, which is a crime? I mean, if you take the idea that a god answers prayers seriously then it follows, doesn’t it? It’s a pretty amusing gotcha, I must say.

3. Bresnan has 54 minutes to not make me pissed at them. I wonder what the odds are…