According to OneNewsNow, all of the Republican presidential candidates oppose the North American Union of Doom, proposed by Bush and the Illuminati. I know that was my biggest question for them. Did you know they’re building a railroad from Canada to Mexico, RIGHT ACROSS OUR COUNTRY!?!? The horror.

The article also says,

At one point in the debate, Paul argued that terrorists attacked America on 9/11 because the U.S. is “occupying” Arab lands. Hunter responded by telling Paul to “stop blaming America” for the attack.

That crazy Ron Paul, actually making a solid point. I mean what the hell do the other candidates think, that they’re just crazy homicidal maniacs that haven’t found Jesus yet? Oh, wait.

That’s all I want, really. I want someone to say that terrorists are not unidimensional Bond villains, that they have reasons for their actions, and that “evilness” is not one of those reasons.