The vibrator scourge
October 3rd, 2007
Apparently, the Alabama ban on sex toys will continue, as the Supreme Court has declined to hear the case.
I’m no conservative Christian (yeah, you all didn’t know that, did you?), but it seems a little silly to ban little pieces of rubber or plastic because they’re made to be stuck in a certain bodily orifice, doesn’t it? I have the same reaction to gambling laws. Why people want the laws just doesn’t make sense.
You don’t get it because you operate rationally, and clearly laws such as these do not.
So don’t fret; you just speak the same language as those crack pots.
I guess I won’t be moving to Alabama. Too confining.
Hmm. This is really troublesome to me. I don’t understand why the need to control other peoples bedrooms. Why are they so interested?
Oh, does this extend to rubber dollies?