George Bush is the greatest president ever

The Iraq war is going swimmingly

Obama is the reincarnation of Malcolm X

Python sucks

Punk rock is awesome

Battlestar Galactica is the worst show on television

April Fools! I couldn’t think of anything clever.

But seriously, BSG starts up again on Friday. I can’t wait, but I’m going to be pissed if they don’t explain the final five very well this season.