You people and your talking
Published by Jeff, May 15th, 2008 in SillinessSo I was Albertson’s yesterday, going through one of their self-checkout machines. Which, by the way, are quite handy for introverts like me who are happy to minimize superfluous human contact. Anyway, as I was buying my items, a girl walked up to a nearby machine, talking on her cell phone. She continued talking on her phone as she was checking out. At one point, the machine, which rather inexplicably says how much each item you scan costs, was overheard by whomever she was talking to. So, she explains the machine to the other person. Then she finishes, and walks out, all the while barely breaking stride in her conversation.
This bugs me for a few reasons:
1. This clearly wasn’t that important of a conversation, so why the hell is it taking place throughout your shopping trip?
2. If what you’re doing is interrupting to the point that you have to explain the mechanics of the object that interrupted you, isn’t that a sign of something?
3. I can’t remember the last time I spent more than 5 minutes on the phone outside of work.
Obviously, cell phone conversations in public places are becoming commonplace, but it was a little unnerving to hear her explain a self-checkout machine. I question the value of any phone conversation where that becomes necessary.

Earlier this week I overheard some girl talking to a friend of hers, saying how she was teasing this guy friend she has because he had to pull over and talk on his phone. And I quote, “he actually had to think about what he was saying, like he couldn’t do two things at once.”
If I had a rocket launcher…