Sending an email with the subject “A video just for you” is a bad idea. That sounds a lot like the porn spam I get. When the sender says Sen. Chuck Schumer, my amusement becomes abject horror because a) Chuck Schumer and porn should never be juxtaposed and b) I can almost believe he’d do something like that if he got enough attention for it.

Please stop sending me emails like this immediately.

Sincerely,
Jeff