Speedkill

How precious. And the Right was always worried about the ideological kinship of communists and liberals. Apparently, we need to be worried about the inhumanity shared between communists and Republicans.

I’m proposing this as an explanation for why conservatives are supposedly happier than liberals. Clearly, if you’re the kind of person who supports torture, despiting knowing its purpose is to punish and elicit false confessions, you’re obviously deriving pleasure from others’ pain and suffering. Let’s face it, there’s a lot of pain and suffering in the world for conservatives to get off on.

Jeff Bush, The Right